Hrny?

I've finished college now. So I've found I have a lot of free time. This, in turn, leads me to travel the realms of Omegle, searching for a decent conversation to occupy myself.

However, knowing the type of people who occupy Omegle, my plan of a decent conversation didn't exactly turn out as well as I had hoped. What did I expect?

The first type I stumbled across was sort of promising- they didn't immediately start masturbating, nor did they feel the urge to tell me how horny I made them. However, just a few minutes in and I was introduced to their poor grammar and creepy advances. "You hot". Well, thanks. Just don't correct yourself and still be completely wrong. It's not being a "brain box" that allows me to understand simple grammar and spelling.

I continued my search for decent conversation, as I clearly wasn't going to get any there. Browsing through a sea of penis, I stumbled across a blank screen. Well, it's better than a scary naked male, I thought to myself, so I gave it a go.

I guess not. I tried. But there comes a point where talking to a blank screen gets a little disconcerting and you do start to wonder the extent of masturbatory emission occurring on the other side of the webcam. So, again, I tried to find a decent conversation elsewhere.

At least this person tried a different sort of approach to the normal "U hot tits now", so for that, I commend them. Just not enough to want to sit around and chat.

Attempting more conversation, and even changing up my appearance slightly, I strived to find some good conversation. It didn't happen. No, I am not "hrny". I just want to talk about cats or something. And no, not that kind of pussy. 

So, trying to appear a little less sexually available, I buttoned my shirt completely and tried conversation that way. Didn't work. Strangers disconnected. Apparently, no flesh equals no conversation in the world of Omegle.

Sometimes I try to come across as a nice person, but then it all gets a bit too much and I can't cope and disconnect, which was the case with the lovely nippled stranger.

And, finally, the exhibitionist, the one who just wants to show you his penis. Thanks and all, but no. No.

The quest for decent conversation continues. Perhaps Omegle isn't the best place...